Guy : Hey! I’m hanging with my friend Paul tonight. Do you and your girl friend want to meet up? Me : Is Paul cute? Guy : What do you mean? Me : I’m sorry, I thought I was pretty clear. Let me rephrase that. Is Paul ugly? Guy : *laughing* He’s really cute. All the girls like him.
Me : I need to see a picture. Guy : Are you serious? Me: Yes.
PSA for any girl who’s ever considered going on a blind date or who’s ever been in a similar situation as detailed above. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS get a picture before you agree to anything. You just can’t trust a straight man’s opinion on the looks of another man. I mean, God only knows what scale he’s using to judge : ‘Well, he has all his teeth and he’s above average height.’ Nope! It takes more than 32 teeth and 6 inches 😉 to be considered cute (at least in my book). This guy right here *points to self*, needs to know the following:
Are his shoes clean? Are his teeth straight? Is he balding? Does he have chapped lips? Hell, does he have lips at all? (Have you seen my lips!? I can’t be kissing wheat thin sized lips!) I NEED to know this stuff!
Anywho, so this guy sends me a picture of Paul. *crickets* Man-oh-man! There I was, getting my friend’s hopes all up about a possible date for her. Little did I know that I was setting her up with a real life troll! This man was not attractive. At all. But you know what…
*sips 7UP*…that ain’t none of my business!
photo credit: Silvia Sala via photopin cc
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