My Date Farted in My Car Part II

If you haven’t read my previous post about my date farting in my car, check it out here. Okay. So JUST when I thought I was done with this imbecilic moron, he reemerges with more stupidity. Let me give you guys a little bit more background.

This guy, we’ll call him StinkButt, was my coworker (Please don’t judge me. I now know that you should NEVER date a coworker unless they’re just EXTREMELY hot). I said I had to work late. He said “gotcha.” And from that day on, he would ALWAYS walk by my desk (with his arm in a sling -_- ) and just STARE! And of course, I had already told everyone in my department the story, so they were all tickled pink by this.

A few weeks after Gasgate, I was coming back from lunch with a couple of my coworkers (Tiki and Purple). We were waiting at the elevator and out of nowhere Purple goes : “We gotta go! Don’t look back!” Of course…I look back.

And THERE HE WAS…

Heading up the walkway to enter the building. I literally bolted for the stairs. And for some reason, Tiki and Purple bolted right behind me lol. I was running like a mad woman. And in the mist of mounting the first step, my flailing arm knocked Tiki’s frozen yogurt out of her hand and onto the ground. We all paused. I looked back at the mess and said, “I’m so sorry Tiki….but I gotta go!” I dashed up the stairs, and they followed right behind me. He was behind us the whole time lol. When I reached the top of the stairs, I headed to the bathroom to get some paper towel for the mess….and again,

THERE HE WAS….AWWWWWWWWWKWARD!!

Okay. So fast forward to today. I no longer work at this job. The company is closing and so they let go of a lot of people, me included. I can’t say that I was sad. Because it was REALLY awkward seeing him walk past my desk…with his arm in a sling…staring. Just AWKWARD!

Anywho, Tiki hits me up today and shares with me a conversation she had with a girl that works in StinkButt’s department. It went something like this :

Girl : “Apparently, StinkButt went out with *insert my name* before she left. He was super into her and was trying to go out again and she was blowing him off. He says its because she was embarrassed and mad about being let go…”

Tiki : “He’s a fool. She just didn’t like him.”

Me : -_-

Can you BELIEVE him!? I mean, a part of me is happy that he found a way to make himself feel good about farting in my car. But a bigger part of me, is questioning how a man…could possibly think…that he can FART, break his arm, be a plum fool and still be entitled to another date. This is yet further proof to me..that’s he’s dumb. That’s as simple as I can put it.

If placing blame on me makes him feel better about himself, then I’ll let him have his delusions. But I know the truth. He farted in my friggin car!

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