Don’t Call Me Baby!

Don’t call me baby!

This guy, we’ll call him Sugar Lips (see how he likes them apples!), has been calling me ‘baby’ since the very first day that I met him. Instant turnoff! He’s been leaving this epithet on my FB wall ( for all to see -_- ), in my inbox *shown above*, on my voicemail and anywhere else he can find. I can’t take it! Especially since I’ve NEVER gone out with this man! Never! Who does this!?

Pet names like ‘baby’, ‘sweet heart’, ‘big booty Judy’ (<–my personal favorite), lose meaning when used on STRANGERS. And I know that some guys use it to show their endearment. But how can you be endeared to someone that you just met. I mean, you could very well be endearing yourself to a blood sucking vampire. With all these nuclear tests and global warming, it’s definitely a possibility.

My advice to men : use these terms SPARINGLY.

A girl wants to know that she means something to a guy. If he’s tossing these words around all willy-nilly, their meaning becomes watered down, like an icy beverage left in the car too long. Just like no one wants to drink that mess, no one wants to hear a meaningless ‘baby’ or ‘babe’.

So just do me a favor and don’t call me baby!