1. When my married friend asks me to help her pick out baby names:
2. When my married friend asks me to change her baby’s diaper:
3. When my married friend asks me if I want to see pics of her baby:
4. When my married friend invites her husband to join us for happy hour:
5. When my married friend invites me to a couples game night:
6. When my married friend starts breast feeding her child at the restaurant table:
7. When my married friend and her husband get into an argument in front of me:
8. When my married friend tells me that she can’t go out with me because she’s married with kids and things are “different” now:
9. When my married friend asks me if I’ll be attending her kid’s 24 month birthday party:
10. When my married friend tells me that I could be married too if I stopped drinking: