So I’m coming home on the BART, and I see this girl sitting next to her dude. Out of no where, she starts giving me the 2 eyeball stare down. I’m like…huuuuh?! WHAT is the purpose of you giving me the stare down. And then she throws her arms around her dude, claiming her territory..I guess.
First of all, I am not…and have NEVER been attracted to men in dreds….(personal preference)
And secondly, a guy would have to have at least 28 of the 32 teeth that God gave us….and gold ones and grills do NOT count!
So baby girl, I rest my darn case! Please avert your gaze from my direction…He’s ALL yours!