Over-Proctective Girlfriend


So I’m coming home on the BART, and I see this girl sitting next to her dude. Out of no where, she starts giving me the 2 eyeball stare down. I’m like…huuuuh?! WHAT is the purpose of you giving me the stare down. And then she throws her arms around her dude, claiming her territory..I guess.

First of all, I am not…and have NEVER been attracted to men in dreds….(personal preference)
And secondly, a guy would have to have at least 28 of the 32 teeth that God gave us….and gold ones and grills do NOT count!

So baby girl, I rest my darn case! Please avert your gaze from my direction…He’s ALL yours!

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  • MsRitaJanay
    11/19/2009 at 2:51 AM

    lol that is so funny. I myself try not to be the overprotective girlfriend type, however i find some girls pushing me to that point because they constantly look at/smile at/ attempt to talk to my boyfriend. Maybe the girl just experienced things like that in the past??..or maybe not cause you basically just described a thug lol

  • IgboBaby
    11/19/2009 at 2:58 AM

    ^^lol, girl if he was cute then I would have understood the stare down….But LAWD knows he was NOT a cute!

  • crush'ed
    11/19/2009 at 3:33 AM

    The random stare down, or the stare down followed by a kiss/hug/hand grab to show that he isn’t on the market. Hun, just keep doing you. That’s how you know the ‘ish. If girls randomly pre-guard their guy from you. 😀

  • Mz. More
    11/19/2009 at 3:45 AM

    lol Girl I would’ve laughed it off. I love when chics do that. In my head I’m thinking “Chick I don’t want your busted a$$ man… but I like the FACT that you feel intimidated by me” hmph

  • RoByn LaTice
    11/19/2009 at 6:22 AM

    lol, I’m with Mz.More I wwould have laughed it off and took her stares as a compliment. lol I hate when girls do silly mess like tht!

  • Anna Renee
    11/19/2009 at 11:06 AM

    This happens with us 40 somethings too! I once was at my previous job when a FINE distinguished (40s) brotha walked! I made a point not to acknowledge his good looks which he obviously wanted me to acknowledge. Then his girlfriend/wife walked in some minutes behind him. My previous work was a male dominated profession and sista girl probably wasn’t expecting a woman to be in there, thus she let her man go in before her!! But when she came in and saw me, it was “my husband this” “I’m Mrs. So and So that” then the hand grab, the getting close to her man, the “he’s really mine” look, etc, etc! I was thinking “Chile I’m too old for this stuff”, “I have a man”, “Your man has some issues anyway”, “He’s most likely a dog or you wouldn’t be so insecure” This kind of stuff look REAL bad on us “mature” ladies! LOL We ladies ought not get so bent out of shape just because a man looks!

  • VexInTheCity
    11/19/2009 at 12:08 PM

    LOL jokes. Obviously she’s insecure but still, don’t take your foolishness out on others! I get girls giving my boyf the side eye ALL the damn time and he’s completely oblivious to it but I find it damn rude. It’s not his fault he’s so damn hot but when you see me kissing or holding his hand need to lean the fuck back!

  • IgboBaby
    11/19/2009 at 4:59 PM

    hhahaaha, ya’ll are all hillarious. And trust and believe I kept it pushing and giggled to myself. That’s ridiculous

  • Chymere
    11/20/2009 at 4:38 AM

    I HATE when girls feel the need to be that hateful when it comes to their “man”. Beautiful women will always exist and insecurity in a relationship is not a good look. Get it together lil girl. don’t nobody want ya man.