Online Love

Did He Really Compare Me to a McDonald’s Sandwich?!


“If you were a McDonalds sandwich, you’d be called the McGorgeous.”

This guy, we’ll call him McCorny (for obvious reasons), sent me this message. And now, I don’t know how to or whether or not I should respond to it. I mean, how does one even reply to such a thing? “Thanks. It’s been my lifelong dream to be a McDonald’s sandwich.” or “If you ever got a chance with me…you’d be dreaming.” (<—lol so corny! Yet so fitting!)

I just don’t understand what goes through a man’s mind when he strings together words like this? A Mcgorgeous?! He had a lot of time to think of something to say, and THIS is what his brain came up with. It’s not looking promising. Nope. Not at all.

My questions : Am I over-reacting? Is this actually a sweet message? Does he deserve a chance?

photo credit: Simon Miller via photopin cc

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  • frankiedman
    03/12/2013 at 2:52 AM

    I am ALL about pick up lines and this has to be the worst one I have hear yet!! And the spelling of gorgeous…come on buddy!!!!!!!! Your response to that needs to be the same as the name of your blog ARE YOU ON DRUGS? I’m just sayin…

    • onye317
      03/12/2013 at 8:44 AM

      Hahahaha! Literally Loling!